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How To Confuse Your Two-Year Old

April 16, 2013

I don’t know what it was about yesterday, but let’s just say it wasn’t the peak of achievement as far as parent-child communication goes in our house: 

Number 1 (at dinner time)

Me: H, don’t talk with your mouth full. 

H takes a large mouthful of food. 

A: H, what did your mother say?

H looks at father, munches, continues to look at father in complete confusion.  

Number 2

Me: H, I’ve told you before, you don’t say “No” to Mummy.  What don’t you say to Mummy?

H just stares at me hopelessly. 


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One Comment
  1. Absolute genius!


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