Cracking Party Invitation!
I’ve been invited to a party!
Tomorrow Jamat-ud-Dawa (the political wing of Lashkar-e-Taiba who are, according to Wikipedia, one of the largest and most active terrorist organisations in South Asia) are holding a Grand Rally in Islamabad to celebrate the day Pakistan tested nuclear weapons sixteen years ago in 1998. If that isn’t cause for a large cake and a bouncy castle I don’t know what is.
Quick – get some balloons and a piñata!
Together with the army they are holding a Yaom-e-Takbeer or Day of Greatness and the party workers have invited everyone!
I fear I may be busy.